May 23, 2010

Reasons to Adopt a Dog ... Instead of Getting Married


If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him, and never say its not quite as good as his mother's 

.... . . then adopt a dog.






If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
 for as long and wherever you want ... 
.... . . then adopt a dog.






If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
 doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies 


.... . . then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and who you can push off if he snores .... . . then adopt a dog!













If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually . . .

.... . . then adopt a dog.
 BUT, on the other hand . . .







If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness . . . 



.... . . 
then get a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was gonna' say... marry a man, didn't you?



Note:  I received this as an email from my Mom and thought it was cute.  The model is my dog Marilyn Monroe.  I am pictured in the boat with Marilyn, and a Vet Volunteer is in the last picture with Marilyn.  The cat is unidentified.  - Molly Mednikow

1 comment:

  1. Hopping through from the Blog Hop. Nice to meet you. Loved those reasons to adopt a dog!

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